Our girlfriends joke that hooking up with another guy doesn’t count as cheating. My best friend, Hunter, takes them seriously.
The four of us are celebrating when our girlfriends make the joke. Hunter laughs it off. I pretend to, even though I’ve spent two years hiding hard-ons because of him in the football locker room.
Later, the girls leave us alone upstairs, and Hunter admits he’s already fooled around with other guys. He insists he’s straight. He just likes getting what his girlfriend won’t give him, especially now that she’s handed him the perfect loophole.
Then Hunter starts bragging about his size. I call him a liar.
He decides to prove it.
Soon, we’re taking our girlfriends’ joke much further than either of us planned, all while they wait downstairs.
We think no one will ever know.
We’re wrong.
