My father has survived three federal investigations and two assassination attempts. He drew the line at therapy.
Mine, specifically. So he Mountain Mated me — no money, no cell service, no way out until I "appreciate what I have."
Then I met the mountain man.
He’s built like a problem I’d like to have, and completely unimpressed by me — which is the only thing that’s ever made me want to impress someone.
All I have to do is get to cell service. I keep finding reasons not to.
