“Archer’s mother and sisters told him he walked on water so often that he’s always surprised when he tries it and gets wet.”
Can a man as hopelessly vain as Archer Armstrong be redeemed? The lead singer of the hot rock band Aftermath does not lack for self-confidence. When Aftermath’s new agent stirs up publicity by putting Archer into a charity auction, the full-court swagger is on full display.
He’s bought by social media influencer “Opinionated O’Connor,” who horrifies the band when she tells the world that Archer kisses with his teeth. Disaster! Archer’s bottomless vanity runs out. What to do with a band frontman who’s too nervous to go on stage?
The answer is dating school—with O’Connor. She agrees to teach him, as long as she can post about each date to the growing fascination of the world. If that’s what it takes to get his swagger back…ugh. This isn’t going to end well.
