Gabby the Goat Girl heads off to college to shake her moniker with the help of a 1960s beauty book.
I know we’re supposed to be happy with ourselves—love who we are—and I agree. I do love myself. But when I look like a cross between a gorilla and a magpie, some changes need to be made.
Things I need to improve:
1. Learn to talk to boys
2. Learn not to talk about myself
3. Work on improving my soul
4. Not get lost at university.
