Stephen Huxley has spent twenty-five years building an identity separate from his identical twin brother Lysander: better known as TheoTheO, the most subscribed male omega on OnlyFans.
Armed with an M&S suit, and a two-year plan to get himself and his father out of their crumbling Barking flat, Stephen is determined to prove that a male omega can thrive in corporate law on merit alone.
He doesn’t have time for workplace humiliation, a CEO who can’t stop staring at him, or the quietly brilliant alpha he finds stimming in a server room after an embarrassing workplace incident involving slick scented candles.
David Ryland is Dabney’s Director of Research, an alpha who speaks to billionaire CEOs like they’re dim undergraduates. People aren’t his area of expertise.
Then a crying omega walks into his server room, and Ryland’s brain files the encounter under “requires further investigation”.
What begins as shared silence in a darkened server room becomes something neither man’s risk assessment accounts for.
Between Stephen’s fight to survive a hostile workplace and Ryland’s alarming descent into googling “optimal alpha behaviours for providing omega comfort without being controlling prat,” an unlikely connection takes hold.
Features: a sharp-tongued omega lawyer with a vomit-emoji rating system for the sleazy alphas that surround him, a neurodivergent alpha genius whose romantic repartee reads like a lab report, an OnlyFans twin who won’t stay in his lane, and enough unresolved tension to short-circuit a server room.
