My wife had always hated stuffed animals.
But recently, she bought a giant teddy bear—and started cuddling it to sleep every night.
As for me, I was left to the side, completely ignored.
I couldn’t take it anymore.
So, during our daughter’s first birthday banquet, I asked for a divorce.
The entire room went silent in shock.
Cora splashed a glass of wine in my face and shouted, “You’re jealous of a teddy bear?! Are you out of your mind?”
I calmly wiped my face and said coldly, “Didn’t you say you wanted to spend the rest of your life with that teddy bear? I’m just making it easy for you.”
