Eff my life. Dont mafiosos deserve a break?
Xander Gataki:
My cousins, the Gatakis, mean everything. I live for them. I kill for them. But sometimes, even the toughest gangster in the world needs a vacation. I let my cousin plan my weeklong holiday. Because who has time to plan this themselves? She thought it hilarious to set me up with a girl who fantasizes about having a Mafia boyfriend.
Wtaf? This life isnt pretty. Its not fun and glamorous. If she thinks that, then shes far too innocent and na?ve for a man like me. Before I could tell my cousin to take a long walk off a short cliff, she sends me Adoras picture.
Shes so pretty and sweet-looking; she could be my cotton candy. All I want is for her to melt in my mouth. But its the twinkle in her eye that has me clicking—yes.
This girl is not all innocent. Shes up to something. What is it? It doesnt matter—shes mine. She wants a Mafia boyfriend. Ill show her Im not a boy and that I have no intention—zero—of being friends.
