Want to know what a serial killer, mafia boss, biker, and stalker have in common?
Being obsessed with me.
Listen, I’m not trying to give main character energy. I’m really not! I just so happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time. If they could all just kindly fuck off, that would be fan-fucking-tastic. I do NOT have enough Hydroxyzine or Lexapro to handle this.
I can tell you one thing though: Whatever they have planned for me? It’s NOT happening.
