It was never supposed to mean anything.
Ashton is absolutely, 100%, completely and positively straight. He is. So no matter how lame this party is, or how childish this game is, or how gorgeous Dylan is— Wait, no. What? Not that.
Anyway, the point is… Um. The point is, Ashton’s going to keep his hands to himself until their so-called ‘Seven Minutes in Heaven’ are up.
Then he’s going to go find the hottest girl here willing to talk to him, and — Alright, how the hell are Dylan’s lips so soft?
