I, Viscount Antoine de Bellay, CEO of Bellay Enterprises, have a problem.
A prophecy has chosen me as the one to chase after a precious key to save my small country.
No complaints here—I do love a challenge!
The tricky part is that the key to finding that key is a sultry contestant on the vulgar TV show, Wed at First Sight.
In other words, I’m swapping status and dignity for televised romance and cheap champagne.
Laura, my insta-bride, is the antithesis of class. Our values are incompatible. Without exaggeration, she’s the opposite of everything I look for in a future wife.
But I have a plan.
Step 1. Woo the dim-witted hussy.
Step 2. Grab the key.
Step 3. Get the humiliating marriage annulled on grounds of nonconsummation.
It’s a solid plan if I can get my hands on the key
…and keep them off Laura.
