My Daddy was the snack all along.
When the hot Daddy I’ve been crushing on at Club Primal asks me if I want a bedtime snack, I don’t ask questions. He might not be asking for forever or even a date, but that’s fine with me. I’ve been dreaming of him forever, and if this is all he wants to give me, I’m grabbing it with both hands.
But when I get there, the offer isn’t what I thought… it’s better!