Disappoint my family and tarnish my honor? Ill gladly suffer that and more for one shot with my forever girl. If I can get her to swipe right
Fierce Amestoy
Ever heard of Farmer Wants a Wife? Apparently, theres a version for feral men like me and the women who want us—Mountain Mates Dating Site. On the surface, I fit the bill—secluded cabin, rugged lifestyle, flannel shirts, thick beard, endless grumpy, deep-chested growls, and too many ax-wielding sessions to count.
But thats where my ability to meet expectations ends See, I come from a huge Basque sheepherding family bent on molding me into their perfect image of the firstborn son—one who obeys his elders, never misses a huge family dinner, and wins every fistfight with the next-door neighbors: the cowboys of Rough Ready Country.
Oh, and thats not all. Im also expected to submit to an arranged marriage with a traditional woman who I don’t even know from the Old Country. Problem is, I want a firebrand of a woman. One with big opinions and an unrepentant heart, especially in the bedroom.
I want my forever match, which has this fool uploading candid pictures, taking compatibility tests, and searching profilesfamilial obligations be damned. What could go wrong? Pretty much everything Especially when Mountain Mates delivers with the confident, stunning, plus-size beauty, Felicity, and the Old Country follows suit, meaning two brides on one mountain cabin doorstep. This is no “why choose” love story. Let the drama begin
